K: Ma, I'm going to the beach to bodyboard.
Mom: What bitch you going to hah?
K: Huntington, Ma.
Mom: Okay, you be careful. Don't get bit by a shark, you don't have health insurance.
A blog that is dangerous to read if you're sitting in a class with the professor less than five feet from you...which S will attest to.
It's funny cuz it's true.